Breaking the Rules with a Drone
19th December 2011
I don’t have the official Skunk Works ballcap and t-shirt personally autographed by Kelly Johnson, so I’m just thinking with public knowledge and persuasion principles, but if this
is our missing Beast of Kandahar, I’ll personally escort Mr. Ahmadinejad to Al’s Beef in Chicago and pay for every inch of beef sandwich plus peppers that he cares to consume. Sure, we’ve got to check all the possibilities including an Iranian Dr. Evil; that’s due diligence. But, this has got to include a large measure of PT Barnum because of the combination of two persuasion concepts: 1) the Queen of Tomorrow and 2) the Rule, There Are No Laws of Persuasion and If There Were Why Would I Tell You.
If indeed the Iranians took over the guidance of the drone, why have they done this just once and then told everyone that’s what they did? Good grief, talk about a major competitive advantage. Why would you reveal this ever and especially over one event? It makes no sense. Even if they simply got lucky and captured the drone’s guidance system through chance, you would never reveal that stunning possibility.
Indeed, if the Queen of Tomorrow had figured out how to do this, She’d invent a different cover story. Maybe She’d smile about a turncoat in the US surveillance program hiding in the flu vaccine program. Maybe She’d do a major PR event showing the burning and shattered remains of the Satanic spy plane that was actually Mr. Ahmadinejad’s old Mercedes limo. Maybe She’d say nothing and let us listen to all the other voices. She, however, would not shout out, “I took your plane with my magic!” which is what the Iranians are doing.
The only reason you’d make this play is because you’ve got some Other Guys in mind. Consider the Iranian Local. The Arab Street knows about these high tech planes. They also know about destructive computer programs in form of those virus-rigged uranium centrifuges that blew up the Iranian nuclear program awhile back. All of the Iranian persuasion connects to that naïve level of knowledge and understanding. Hey, we’ve got computer engineers, too, and iGizmos, and hey, the government’s been shutting down communication networks of those crazy protesters. The Iranian story is not implausible to the Arab Street. And, even with those in Arab Spring, sticking it to the Great Satan is delightful even if at the hands of the masters those lovers of Springtime seek to overthrow.
Consider, too, the implications of this for domestic Iranian politics. It says that the government now has a new invisible hand of justice it can lay on anyone, including Americans, anytime. If you are pro-government, that moves you. If you are anti-government, it still moves you, just in a different direction.
Now think about different streets, the Main Streets of the West. Sure, it’s highly unlikely that the Iranians did what they say they did because Westerners tend to have a lot more experience with technology gone bad and have no doubt that a zillion dollar spy plane could suddenly lock up (the blue screen of death; embarassing reply to all; can you hear me now?). But, whatever the circumstances, we lost the plane and the Iranians have it and are holding press conferences at our expense and worst still our failure is setting up all their punch lines. We’re hearing bad echoes.
They even managed to provoke President Obama into asking for the plane to be returned in a manner like the parent of a kid who hit a ball into the mean neighbor’s porch. Can you imagine President Bush doing that? The contrast between Obama and Bush says a lot about how you do persuasion. While things were not good with Iran and Bush, the Iranians did not look for ways to taunt Mr. Bush like they do with Mr. Obama. Hey, they read the newspapers, too, and find our comparisons between Jimmy Carter and Barack Obama useful in their own way.
Thus, they can make persuasion plays that violate the Rules of Persuasion, yet are still successful. Sometimes you can pretend to be the Queen of Tomorrow Who knows all the Laws and get away with it.
It all depends on the Other Guys.
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